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phone messages Thursday December 18

today when i got home there was a message from alissa scrawled on the notepad by the phone. it said, "mark da first message on da machine listen to it. it's radicool."

then i proceeded to listen to all of the messages on my phone and on my answering machine. and for some reason, i felt like the resulting combination was funny. i don't know if it actually is, and maybe i'm just tired, but it was funny enough to me that i pulled out a mic and recorded them onto the laptop. you may wish to right-click on these and download them as opposed to streaming from your browser window.

i suppose it's funny that the army's trying to recruit me with telemarketing-esque calls, that herschel, my landlord from last year who sounds crazy and old, still hasn't figured out i don't live at his place anymore, and that tom rybarczyk is not a good way to get back to roscoe. oh, and that i like single girls.