more first-day shenanigans

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• esther on January 21, 2003 06:10 PM
  time: a little after 9.30am place: 123 english madonick: is jennifer campbell here? girl: i'm here. m: jennifer...that was the name of my ex-wife. i'm terribly sorry, but you're just not going to get a grade higher than a D in this class. g (looking worried & showing a nervousness that indicates her freshman status): uhh... m: i'm just kidding. really. i think i'll call you glen from now on. g: ok m: so, what made you choose illinois? g: well, it was between illinois & indiana, but illinois was cheaper. m: indiana? my ex-wife jennifer went to indiana. i hate that state. i think it should be paved into a parking lot for illinois.
• jon on January 22, 2003 08:15 AM
  that is the most humorous exchange i've ever heard of with a professor.
• Ashley on January 23, 2003 12:45 AM
  They can pave it as long as they pave the rednecks in under it (I'm from Indiana, so I'm allowed to say that).